Remember that time Chelsea and Raven got turnt up at school
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
That’s a real tear jerker
Did you just
don’t do that
whenever jennifer lawrence says:
i laugh sooo fuckin hard because honestly all i can think of is:
i’m sorry :/ that’s like a stab in the heart…. it really is.
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Oh my god, I can’t stop laughing. akjdfnlkdf
yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
12:45 am and my mom came into my room to tell me she’s mad at me for not cleaning my room like she asked
the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward
things I want to do with u
- make grilled cheese
- watch dumb movies
- make a blanket fort
- maybe kiss or something
- take selfies
- hold hands
- dance to cute music
- go for walks outside
"i’d rather be hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie"
but you aren’t even yourself then. so how is the person supposed to have a relationship with you if the entire relationship is one big lie? this stuff just makes me mad and i don’t mean to be a bitch to you but there is no reason to lie about the little stuff you know will hurt someone. you either just don’t do whatever you need to lie about or don’t even be with them at that point. if you can’t respect them enough to be honest with them then why keep them around? that is just selfish.