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poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

mikey-weston:

This show.

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.