this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far
if you like water you already like 60% of me
I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks
i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
i’m gonna start using this line
youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses
but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes
Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.