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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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suspend:

I appreciate every single compliment I get cause that person went to my blog, waited for it to load then went to my ask page then typed and all when that person can just get food in the ref and be happy for the rest of his/her lives.

Did you know your names meaning in turkish language? İ think you should look hahahahaah
Anonymous

yes it means cunt lol

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad