laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
I med a man. A man da was separated… He not my boifren, he’s a fren.
*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*
how much do islands cost i want one
Has anyone ever actually used Bing to perform a search or does that only happen in the movies?
*starts typing text post*
*realizes nobody cares*
*stops typing text post*
i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents