meow

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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volanus:

tyrabankruptcy:

the-anal-rapist:

I med a man. A man da was separated… He not my boifren, he’s a fren.

Gerl Plea

Historic

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

mirror:

Has anyone ever actually used Bing to perform a search or does that only happen in the movies?

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

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hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents